how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:
- i say things that make zero sense
- i say the random things that come to mind
- i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
- i use dumb emoticons
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
if ur against breast feeding in public omfg…..you may not know this….but that’s literally what breasts are for
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
gryffindor girls kissing slytherin girls
gryffindor girls taking slytherin girls on adventures into the forbidden forest and getting them into situations where the slytherin cunning kicks in and gets them out alive
gryffindor girls defending their slytherin girlfriends w/ all their heart
Oblivious Hufflepuff girls being romanced by Slytherin girls tho
Ravenclaw girls using their witty charm to seduce all the other girls.
Dolce Gabbana ss14 + hair colors | inspired by (+)
I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results