halloween is soon
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are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.
are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.
are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.
did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.
Or in the words of Eddie Izzard..
when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
nice sex did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND
i’M LAUGHING SO HARD
Tumblr on september 30th
more like tumblr from september 1st to november 1st
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How To Get Away Without Having An Upper Lip
But he cute tho