if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.
café viennois (by *steveH)
teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test
steal his look: benedict cumberbatch
otter suit: £39.99
*throws flower petals at you* be my friend
SHOUTOUT TO EVERYONE TAKING A STAND AGAINST SAM PEPPER
"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!”
"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel! Well, that’s embarrassing…"